It didn't even take a week

I think I have killed Christina's plant ALREADY! This must be some kind of record. Especially sad since I actually remembered to water the thing this time around. I'm not sure if it's all the way dead yet. I'm going to keep it around a little longer and see if I can't revive it. I feel so guilty. And to any of you who might ever buy me a gift -- don't make it a plant. Flowers, yes. Plant, no.