True Confessions

The Scene: I was sitting at my table, working, when Ingrid and Benito came out to use the photocopier. Ingrid looks in the trash, where I had put my half eaten salad from lunch.

Ingrid: Who threw out half their lunch?
Benito: That's Genevieve's.
Me: I got tired of chewing.
Ingrid: You need to eat your lunch!
Me, somewhat sheepishly: I also had cake!
Ingrid: I see...
Me: I did eat all the cheese out of the salad.