Adventures on the bus, part one zillion

This morning on the bus there was a dog. A smelly dog, not a cute dog. He was with this army guy. I don't think you're allowed to bring dogs on the bus. I've never even seen any helper dogs. Anyway, the army guy was clearly not blind or anything. I moved as far away from them as I could but I could still smell that pooch. I also could hear the army guy telling the bus driver that the dog is a bomb sniffer. OK, so I guess the dog needs to commute, too, but it seems like the army would provide for that.