It's Meme time!

Taken from Nabbalicious, and posted because I am bored.

My uncle once: Married my aunt. I don't have any uncles by blood, only by marriage.
Never again in my life: Will I drink Fosters. Luckily, that stuff is bad, so I'm not missing much.
When I was five: I got the chicken pox, and possibly gave it to the children's ward at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda.
High school was: something I had fun doing but don't want to do again.
I will never forget: the Pirate's Cove, our sandwich shop in Pass Christian, MS, that was probably washed out by Katrina.
I once met: Henry Thomas, the kid who played Elliot in ET. He told me to come see his band play. I didn't.
There is this girl I know who: got 300 roses delivered to her at work. All different colors. She offered some to nearly everyone else in the office except me.
Once, at a bar: I witnessed my cousin's first bar experience. And suggested he dance on the pool table to celebrate. Most of our family was there, actually.
By noon I'm usually: hungry
Last night I: Watched last week's Grey's Anatomy and desperate Housewives, then watched this week's desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy
If I had only: thought about what I wanted to do before signing up for law school
Next time I go to church: Someone will probably be getting married
What worries me most: Today? Grandpa.
When I turn my head right: I see a file cabinet that I've never even opened
When I turn my head left: I see a bulletin board with pictures on it and a stack of lunch containers I need to take home.
You know I'm lying when: You don't believe me.
You know what I miss most about the 80s: ohhh, Multiples. ha! um, My Two Dads? Honestly, I don't have a good answer for this one.
If I were a character written by Shakespeare: I'd probably die a tragic death or go crazy. Or both.
By this time next year: I hope not to be at this job anymore.
A better name for me would be: Genevieve suits me very well, thank you.
I have a hard time understanding: Why people won't hire babysitters when they go to the movies.
If I ever go back to school I'll: As this is something I'm considering right now, I prefer to keep that a secret!
You know I like you if: I'm friendly towards you.
If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: um, well, when I had to accept that film festival runner-up award in the 1st grade for "When I was Only One Inch Tall," as narrated by me, I think I should have thanked the class. I mean, all I did was read the thing. The other kids did just as much as me in terms of writing and drawing the film strip!
Take my advice; never: go to law school.
My ideal breakfast is: something involving sugar, I suppose. or cheese.
A song I love but do not have is: "Please Come to Boston" the Jackopierce version
If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Giving me a call. I love company!
Why won't anyone: Come visit me? I love company!
If you spend the night at my house, do: come when I'm home. My last few houseguests have come when I was out of town. I love company!
I'd stop my wedding for: I'll get back to you after I have a wedding.
The world could do without: Fosters. Seriously.
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: OK, if my choice was skydive, or lick the belly of a cockroach or I'd die, that would be a tough one. I guess I'd go with the cockroach. At least that would be over quickly.
My favorite blond is: I got no one here.
Paper clips are more useful than: that cockroach's belly
San Diego means: year round 75 degree weather. Or, Saint Diego.